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Snarky Crochet: Irreverent Patterns, Jokes & Puns for Silly Stitchers
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Craft your sass into every stitch with the hilariously irreverent patterns and crochet fun waiting for you in Snarky Crochet!
If you’ve ever wanted to say what you really think—without actually saying it—Snarky Crochet has you covered. From viral crochet creator Lisa Ha (@gettohookingcrochet), this bold and brilliantly petty pattern book is designed for makers who want to turn their feelings into fiber. Whether it’s pettiness, irritation, heartbreak, or straight-up spite, there’s a project here to help you stitch it out with sass.
With 15 lippy crochet patterns that blend sarcasm, humor, and passive-aggressive charm, Snarky Crochet redefines what a craft book can be. Along with the patterns, you’ll find a hefty supply of crochet jokes, practical listicles, and must-learn tips, like how you can keep crocheting when surrounded by idiots.
Inside this one-of-a-kind book, you’ll
15 cheeky patterns, including the Middle Finger Cactus, Spite Stripe Scarf, Cat Butt Coasters, and more!Beginner-accessible instructions so anyone can join the petty party—no matter their skill level.Tips for customizing projects to throw even more shade with your stitches.Listicles, jokes, and fiber puns for endless crochet fun!Inspiration for gifts, gag projects, and yarn-fueled emotional catharsis.
Each pattern is an outlet—whether you’re crocheting a revenge project for an ex-friend, or just need a reason to cackle while you craft. Lisa’s voice is equal parts hilarious and empowering, inviting you to be unapologetically yourself and have fun with your yarn.
Perfect for Gen Z crafters, punk-hearted fiber artists, and anyone who’s tired of pastel bunnies and cozy clichés, Snarky Crochet is a celebration of humor, honesty, and handmade rebellion. Use it to start conversations, get a laugh, or just vent in the most productive (and passive-aggressive) way possible.
Because sometimes the best way to heal—or roast someone—is one stitch at a time.
If you’ve ever wanted to say what you really think—without actually saying it—Snarky Crochet has you covered. From viral crochet creator Lisa Ha (@gettohookingcrochet), this bold and brilliantly petty pattern book is designed for makers who want to turn their feelings into fiber. Whether it’s pettiness, irritation, heartbreak, or straight-up spite, there’s a project here to help you stitch it out with sass.
With 15 lippy crochet patterns that blend sarcasm, humor, and passive-aggressive charm, Snarky Crochet redefines what a craft book can be. Along with the patterns, you’ll find a hefty supply of crochet jokes, practical listicles, and must-learn tips, like how you can keep crocheting when surrounded by idiots.
Inside this one-of-a-kind book, you’ll
15 cheeky patterns, including the Middle Finger Cactus, Spite Stripe Scarf, Cat Butt Coasters, and more!Beginner-accessible instructions so anyone can join the petty party—no matter their skill level.Tips for customizing projects to throw even more shade with your stitches.Listicles, jokes, and fiber puns for endless crochet fun!Inspiration for gifts, gag projects, and yarn-fueled emotional catharsis.
Each pattern is an outlet—whether you’re crocheting a revenge project for an ex-friend, or just need a reason to cackle while you craft. Lisa’s voice is equal parts hilarious and empowering, inviting you to be unapologetically yourself and have fun with your yarn.
Perfect for Gen Z crafters, punk-hearted fiber artists, and anyone who’s tired of pastel bunnies and cozy clichés, Snarky Crochet is a celebration of humor, honesty, and handmade rebellion. Use it to start conversations, get a laugh, or just vent in the most productive (and passive-aggressive) way possible.
Because sometimes the best way to heal—or roast someone—is one stitch at a time.
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128 pages, Paperback
Published May 5, 2026
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Review of advance copy received from Edelweiss+
4.5 ⭐
This book was exactly what it promised to be: brilliantly petty!
I had so much fun reading all the snarky comments and jokes scattered throughout. The patterns themselves have a variety from a basic hat to amigurumi, they're explained so well. They also come with QR codes with links to video tutorials which is great for visual learners! Planning to try a few in the coming days!!
The only issue I had was that the formatting was off in lots of pages. I hope that can be corrected before printing.
(Received a Digital ARC from Edelweiss.)
This book was exactly what it promised to be: brilliantly petty!
I had so much fun reading all the snarky comments and jokes scattered throughout. The patterns themselves have a variety from a basic hat to amigurumi, they're explained so well. They also come with QR codes with links to video tutorials which is great for visual learners! Planning to try a few in the coming days!!
The only issue I had was that the formatting was off in lots of pages. I hope that can be corrected before printing.
(Received a Digital ARC from Edelweiss.)
May 11, 2026
This is quite the unique crochet book … she is not kidding when she titled this book Snarky crochet! Once you open and start reading about the designs, you realize there are for those you want to make a point too .. with out saying anything! The patterns, definitely snarky and a bit passive aggressive at times. The introduction is definitely worth a read. She sums it up perfectly when she says: “ This book is for the irreverent, the petty and the plain fed up”.
You are getting a book of 15 snarky crochet projects, so don't be surprised at what is in here! The directions are written in detail but you may need to be a little more then just a beginner to try most of these, you should be able to read a pattern (written) and know your basic stitches already. If you are looking to make a statement to someone then this is a great place to start. There is a lot of information in this book and some very funny (and snarky) comments. This would be better for someone who is comfortable with crochet already.
Some of the patterns have a QR code which will link you to the authors YouTube account where she helps you through some of the more challenging parts of some of her projects in the book. It dose not give you a whole tutorial on the whole pattern, just the parts she thinks you will need help with. Be ready, the videos has a bit of sass to them (as you might expect from a book about snarky crochet in the first place).
⭐️ 1 star - I don't recommend it at all.
⭐️⭐️ 2 stars - I don't recommend it, poorly written or bad information.
⭐️⭐️⭐️ 3 stars - Good Book. Not for me. Not the most well written.
⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ 4 stars - Very good book ,I would recommend and well written.
⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ 5 stars - Book that I totally recommend and could not put down. Well written and a book I would read again
You are getting a book of 15 snarky crochet projects, so don't be surprised at what is in here! The directions are written in detail but you may need to be a little more then just a beginner to try most of these, you should be able to read a pattern (written) and know your basic stitches already. If you are looking to make a statement to someone then this is a great place to start. There is a lot of information in this book and some very funny (and snarky) comments. This would be better for someone who is comfortable with crochet already.
Some of the patterns have a QR code which will link you to the authors YouTube account where she helps you through some of the more challenging parts of some of her projects in the book. It dose not give you a whole tutorial on the whole pattern, just the parts she thinks you will need help with. Be ready, the videos has a bit of sass to them (as you might expect from a book about snarky crochet in the first place).
⭐️ 1 star - I don't recommend it at all.
⭐️⭐️ 2 stars - I don't recommend it, poorly written or bad information.
⭐️⭐️⭐️ 3 stars - Good Book. Not for me. Not the most well written.
⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ 4 stars - Very good book ,I would recommend and well written.
⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ 5 stars - Book that I totally recommend and could not put down. Well written and a book I would read again
Review of advance copy received from Edelweiss+
The title told me Snarky Crochet by Lisa Ha was a book for me, and the introduction confirmed it. Her irreverent, punny patterns, she says, are to make gifts for people you don’t like - but you don’t want them to know you don’t like them.
The first pattern out of the gate is of a lovely simple scarf, and she suggests a “spite stripe”, one row in the center to be made of the “itchy, gnarliest yarn that you can find.”
The patterns were all as fun and snarky as the first, the instructions were detailed and filled with the same humor as the intro.
She lists everything you need and describes any special stitches in an easy to understand way for beginners, with plenty of photos but also includes QR codes that link to video tutorials.
Snarky Crochet is perfect for any “hooker” with a sense of humor, no matter skill level.
And, if you get one of these finished products as a gift from me, it means I like you!
Review copy from Edelweiss and Walter Foster Publishing for my unbiased opinions.
The first pattern out of the gate is of a lovely simple scarf, and she suggests a “spite stripe”, one row in the center to be made of the “itchy, gnarliest yarn that you can find.”
The patterns were all as fun and snarky as the first, the instructions were detailed and filled with the same humor as the intro.
She lists everything you need and describes any special stitches in an easy to understand way for beginners, with plenty of photos but also includes QR codes that link to video tutorials.
Snarky Crochet is perfect for any “hooker” with a sense of humor, no matter skill level.
And, if you get one of these finished products as a gift from me, it means I like you!
Review copy from Edelweiss and Walter Foster Publishing for my unbiased opinions.
May 24, 2026
[Review and Rating based on ARC]
Intro sets the book up well. As does the cover which indicates not all these patterns are appropriate for all audiences (not a bad thing just something to keep in mind). Loved the video inserts. Living on vibes: 4.25/5
Intro sets the book up well. As does the cover which indicates not all these patterns are appropriate for all audiences (not a bad thing just something to keep in mind). Loved the video inserts. Living on vibes: 4.25/5
May 21, 2026
Crochet and Comedy mixed in with well written, easy to follow patterns that you can make for yourself or give away for a bit satirical revenge.
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